What We Offer

Services

Field Audit Reports

Our flagship service. A team of volunteer debate consultants embeds in your comment section for 12-72 hours, documenting argumentation patterns, evidence flexibility, and rhetorical innovation.

Deliverables include:

  • • Comprehensive technique taxonomy
  • • Source-free citation analysis
  • • Exclamation point density metrics
  • • Recommendations for ████████

Best Practice Guides

Based on thousands of hours of observation, we compile actionable guides for effective online discourse.

Recent publications include "Comparing Opponents to Historical Villains: A Framework" and "The Strategic Use of Random Capitalization."

Flexibility Certification

Does your argumentation meet industry standards for evidence flexibility? Our certification process evaluates:

  • • Ability to cite statistics without sources
  • • Creative interpretation of scientific consensus
  • • Emotional resonance vs. factual accuracy ratio
  • • Consistent deployment of "do your own research"

Crisis Response

When your comment section is under attack by people citing peer-reviewed studies, we deploy immediately. Our team can help reframe the narrative within hours.