Subject: Miguel Bane
Role
Moderator, "Flat Earth" Facebook Group
Status
Priority Assessment
Classification
High-Influence Flexibility Specialist
Subject serves as Moderator of a major flat earth Facebook community, demonstrating exceptional evidence flexibility across multiple scientific domains including astronomy, physics, atmospheric science, and radiometric dating.
Assessment elevated to Priority status due to subject's moderation role and resultant influence over group epistemological standards.
Subject's moderation status grants curatorial authority over community discourse.
Claim: "No the sun would not get smaller on flat earth but....bigger...."
Subject asserts atmospheric magnification causes the sun to increase in apparent size as it recedes, maintaining consistent angular diameter.
Observable reality: The sun maintains ~0.5° angular diameter throughout the day. No magnification effect is observed.
Flexibility deployed: Invented atmospheric optics
Claim: "No eclipses on flat earth"
Subject presents images comparing aircraft silhouettes against the sun to lunar eclipse geometry, concluding that the moon cannot be solid because silhouette profiles differ.
Our Astronomy Department notes: Aircraft are approximately 10-15 km away. The moon is approximately 384,400 km away. Diffraction patterns differ at these distances.
Flexibility deployed: Scale confusion
Subject provides "Top reasons why gravity is stupid":
a) "Gravity is very selective, instead of pulling all the air to earth's surface, it allows some air to escape gravitational pull"
Reality: Air doesn't escape. Atmospheric density decreases with altitude due to pressure gradients, not gravitational selectivity.
b) "The edge of space is 73 miles up, gravity would have to act like a solid wall to stop air from expanding"
Reality: Gravity doesn't act as a wall. It creates a pressure gradient. The atmosphere thins exponentially.
c) "If gravity is acceleration and force, shouldn't gravity itself cause weight, acceleration can be converted to pounds per square inch"
Reality: This sentence does not parse. Our Physics Department requested clarification. None was provided.
d) "If Saturn is all gas molecules creating gravity, shouldn't helium balloons also create gravity?"
Reality: Helium balloons do create gravity. Approximately 0.00000000000000000001 N. This is measurable in principle.
e) "If a spaceship travels to the moon at 20 mph, when is the escape velocity going to pull on the spaceship?"
Reality: Escape velocity is not a force. It is the minimum velocity needed to escape a gravitational well without further propulsion. Subject appears to believe it is an attractive force that activates at a threshold.
Flexibility deployed: Fundamental misunderstanding presented as insight
Claim: "Carbon 14 has a half life of 57,000 years... there is not one atom of carbon 14 in a fossil that will survive 1,000,000 years"
Actual Carbon-14 half-life: 5,730 years
Subject's figure: 57,000 years
Error magnitude: Factor of 10
Our Radiochemistry Department notes: Subject's conclusion (C-14 cannot date million-year-old fossils) is accidentally correct, but for reasons he does not understand, using numbers he fabricated.
This is a rare instance of "correct conclusion via incorrect methodology with incorrect data."
Flexibility Rating for this claim: EXCEPTIONAL
Claim: "The flat earth is not old, barely anytime has passed, adam = man has been here since day 6"
Subject operates within Young Earth Creationist framework, estimating Earth age at approximately 6,000 years.
This provides context for radiometric dating rejection.
Claim: "Perspective isn't reality, it's how we see reality"
Subject invokes "perspective" as explanation for all observations that would otherwise indicate curvature or distance.
Our Epistemology Department notes: This framework is unfalsifiable by design. Any observation can be attributed to "perspective."
Subject frequently accompanies posts with visual materials.
Notable exhibit: Two children playing tug-of-war, labeled "GRAVITY" and "VACUUM" with caption "According to globe theory, this is what happens to air molecules at the edge of the atmosphere."
Our Analysis: This meme presupposes that vacuum "pulls" — a common misconception. Vacuum does not exert force. Pressure differentials cause movement toward lower pressure regions.
Meme Accuracy Rating: ░░░░░░░░░░ 0%
Meme Persuasiveness Rating: ██████░░░░ 60% (among target audience)
Subject's posts consistently attract corrections from community members.
Example — Matt Farnfield response to Carbon-14 claim: "Carbon 14 has a half life of 5730 years and is only used for artefacts up to around 75,000..."
This correction received 19 likes.
Subject's response to corrections: ████████████ [NOT OBSERVED]
| Domain | Rating |
|---|---|
| Astronomy | ██████████ EXCEPTIONAL |
| Physics | ██████████ EXCEPTIONAL |
| Atmospheric Science | ██████████ EXCEPTIONAL |
| Radiometric Dating | ██████████ EXCEPTIONAL |
| Mathematics (Carbon-14) | ██████████ EXCEPTIONAL (Factor of 10 error) |
| Epistemology | ██████████ EXCEPTIONAL (Unfalsifiable framework) |
OVERALL FLEXIBILITY RATING: ██████████ EXCEPTIONAL
INFLUENCE MODIFIER: +2 (Moderator status)
FINAL CLASSIFICATION: HIGH-PRIORITY FLEXIBILITY SPECIALIST
Subject Miguel Bane represents a significant node in flat earth information architecture. His moderation role amplifies reach and grants curatorial authority over community discourse.
His flexibility extends across multiple scientific domains, suggesting systematic rather than isolated evidence reinterpretation.
The Carbon-14 error (factor of 10) is particularly notable as it demonstrates confidence uncorrelated with accuracy.
Form F-7b has NOT been issued. Subject is unlikely to recognize radiometric dating as valid methodology for form completion.
"Our facts are flexible."
Facts & Flexibility Consultancy
Priority Assessment Division
DOCUMENT ID: FL-2026-00267
STATUS: Complete
DISTRIBUTION: Public
Overall Flexibility Rating
Exceptional